Expert predictions for the 2014 NFL season
The 2014 NFL season kicks off tonight with the Green Bay Packers taking on the 12th Man, er, the Seattle Seahawks. Could very well be a preview of the NFC Championship game… No matter what, though, the game is sure to get pro football kicked off with a deafening bang.
Now that all the preseason exhibitions, practices and roster moves are behind us, I’ll give you my expert take on how the season will shape up.
Regular Season Predictions
X = Division Champion; Y = Wild Card
|AFC North||NFC North|
|x-Pittsburgh (10-6)||x-Green Bay (11-5)|
|y-Cincinnati (9-7)||y-Chicago (9-7)|
|Baltimore (9-7)||Detroit (7-9)|
|Cleveland (4-12)||Minnesota (5-11)|
|AFC East||NFC East|
|x-New England (11-5)||x-Philadelphia (10-6)|
|NY Jets (9-7)||NY Giants (7-9)|
|Miami (8-8)||Washington (6-10)|
|Buffalo (4-12)||Dallas (4-12)|
|AFC South||NFC South|
|x-Indianapolis (10-6)||x-New Orleans (11-5)|
|Tennessee (8-8)||Tampa Bay (9-7)|
|Houston (7-9)||Atlanta (8-8)|
|Jacksonville (3-13)||Carolina (7-9)|
|AFC West||NFC West|
|x-Denver (14-2)||x-Seattle (12-4)|
|y-San Diego (10-6)||y-Arizona (9-7)|
|Kansas City (8-8)||San Francisco (9-7)|
|Oakland (4-12)||St. Louis (4-12)|
San Diego Chargers over Pittsburgh Steelers
Indianapolis Colts over Cincinnati Bengals
San Diego Chargers over Denver Broncos
New England Patriots over Indianapolis Colts
New England Patriots over San Diego Chargers
Green Bay Packers over Arizona Cardinals
Philadelphia Eagles over Chicago Bears
Green Bay Packers over Seattle Seahawks
New Orleans Saints over Philadelphia Eagles
Green Bay Packers over New Orleans Saints
New England Patriots over Green Bay Packers
In a rematch of Super Bowl XXXI (or 31 as I like to say), I have the Patriots coming out on top this time.
Some people are bold enough to pick actual scores, regular season, playoffs, Super Bowl or all three, but that’s just getting a little too crazy. There is no real sample population yet to help us determine just how potent each team’s offense or defense is going to be. Except that we know Jacksonville’s offense will be anemic.
Here are some things I will be watching for during the season.
Johnny Manziel – not when he’ll start (week 5, BTW) but when he’ll get hurt (week 9 against the Bucs).
Rob Gronkowski – not when he’ll get hurt (week 5 against the Bengals) but which body part this time (ankle, BTW).
Russell Wilson and Colin Kaepernick – not which one has the better season (Kaepernick) but which one gets hurt running outside the pocket (Wilson – which is why Kaep has the better year).
Bill Belichick – just the over under on how many times he smiles this season during press conferences (cumulative). I have him at six. Six smiles.
Marshawn Lynch and Pete Carroll – when does Carroll finally realize he should just lead a trail of Skittles from the line of scrimmage to the end zone, thereby ensuring a Marshawn Lynch touchdown on every drive (for a blueprint of this plan see E.T.) and victory for Lynch fantasy owners everywhere.
Dallas Cowboys – Over/under on how many games it takes for a team to put up 50 against that stalwart D (4 games).
Andy Dalton – After signing the big money, does he live up to his salary a la Joe Flacco? What’s that – Joe Cool didn’t live up to his salary? Well then, sucks to be you Cincy.
Michael Sam – Will he or won’t he play in an actual game in 2014 – who cares? When do the nudes get leaked?
Finally, to all you fantasy football players out there, good luck from the bottom of my heart. My only advice: it’s not about the talent of the players, but how the coach’s game plans incorporate them. That being said pick up Tim Wright (TE, New England) now. I have no idea just how good he is, but you can bet Belichick will work him into as many plays as he can.